I just wanted to let the dirtbag, redneck grandma in the shitty white truck who made an obscene gesture at me as she tried to prevent me from turning right into the turn lane out of my work parking lot but who was at a red light and wasn’t going anywhere that….
I forgive you.
Not to worry, Will: I don’t forgive her in lieu of you not forgiving her, and I wish her a nasty pimple somewhere unpleasant. (People must be punished.)